By Alan Goldsher, George R. R. Washington
A PARODY OF THE loved myth DOORSTOP… ER, SAGA
In the land of the 8 (or was once it Six?) Kingdoms—where the seasons last up to a sequence of bestselling Tolkien-esque novels—trouble is brewing. The dust is transforming into muddier, the onions are rotting, the Wall to the North (or is it the South?) is melting, and Lord Barker of Summerseve is getting apprehensive. His spouse is hooked on Godsweede, his King is just too fats to slot into his armor, and the foreshadowing is uncontrolled. All in all, no longer the placement you need to be in while summer time is coming.
From this international of out of doors fornication with horse-people (and indoor fornication with blood kinfolk) comes an epic tale of novella proportions. Amid plots and counterplots, power-hungry warriors and overworked ravens, negative reception and no instant, the way forward for the Barkers, their BFFs, and their enemies dangles within the stability, as each one strives to outlive lengthy adequate to seem in no less than of the sequels.
“His enamel will be wood, yet his prose is not.”
George R. R. Washington can't inform a lie: A video game of Groans used to be now not ready, approved, authorized, authorized, or counseled through anyone or entity concerned about developing or generating any of the tune of Ice and hearth books or the Games of Throne tv application. Please direct any questions to our criminal counsel, Clarence R. R. Darrow.
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