By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Publish yr note: First released in 2010
It's a summer season to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer season ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken social gathering woman and Bella is a tall, slim athlete who continuously holds her tongue—for the following month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and absorb all that seashore Heights, New Jersey, has to supply: sizzling guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and many tequila.
So some distance, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood big name in a single day. fortunately, she meets the fitting man to assist her continue the flames lower than regulate. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her kind: large, tan, and Italian. yet is he tricky adequate to deal with Gia while issues quite warmth up?
Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the sunlight. eventually freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one target in brain: hooking up with a lovely gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer season fling. very quickly, she lands a task best "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at a neighborhood health club, and is scooped up by way of Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. basically challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's courting fabric. by surprise, Bella's uncertain what she desires.
The cousins quickly discover that for each good friend they make at the boardwalk, there also are competitors, slummers, and frenemies who will do something to wreck their summer—and try out their dating. ahead of July ends, the bonds of relations and friendship could be stretched to the brink. Will the haters succeed, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?
For everybody who loves MTV's hit fact express, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and attractive novel completely captures the warmth, the power, the joys, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
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